Nasrudin is with his cronies drinking coffee:
They are discussing death, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”
The first crony says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second says, ” I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”
Nasrudin says, ” I would like to hear them say… LOOK!! HE’S MOVING!!!”
- Never give up hope.
- Dead men cannot hear.
- Be sure you understand the question before you choose your answer.
- Pay attention only to the real issue.
- The best last wish is, that these wishes wont be the last.
- Die before you die.